Our Process
We're taking one for the team, this shit gets on everything.
We fucking hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world. What we hate more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes.
We've had enough so here's the deal: there's someone in your life right now who you fucking hate. Whether it be your shitty neighbour, a family member or that bitch Amy down the road who thinks it's cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed.
So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we'll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they'll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. We'll also include a note telling the person exactly why they're receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage.
Ready to fuck up someones day? Ship some glitter now for only $9.99.
Alright, so by now you've decided that someone is going to be on the receiving end of a surprise glitter mess. All you have to do to send them said mess is to fill out the form on the right & hit the Buy Now button.
Buy Now!
You'll then be taken off this shitty website for payment processing via PayPal. Yes, we know PayPal is a shitty company, hell why not send those dicks some glitter? No PayPal? That shitty someone in your life can still get their terrible gift. We are now accepting credit cards! After we receive the payment & spend the profit on cheap booze we'll get shit ready & have the mail sent to the person you hate.
